#MillennialTruths - Burton Alexander Paul

Millennials-hailed as digital natives, raised on participation trophies, and promised a world where passion would pay the bills-have instead found themselves navigating a chaotic landscape of economic instability, digital addiction, and existential dread.

In #MillennialTruths, Alexander Paul Burton dismantles the myths of modern adulthood with biting wit, self-aware sarcasm, and unfiltered honesty. Through a series of deeply personal yet universally relatable reflections, this book explores what it means to come of age in a world that never quite lived up to its promises.

From the illusions of higher education (Education: Or How to Waste Four Years of Your Life) to the disillusionment of the workforce (Getting a Job: Spoiler, It's Not What You Thought), from the crushing realities of social media (Digital Natives, Digital Prisoners) to the desperate search for meaning (Adulthood: The Longest Scam in History), Burton takes readers on a journey through the absurdity of modern existence-offering both laughter and an existential crisis along the way.

Each chapter concludes with a list of MillennialTruths-sharp, satirical takeaways that encapsulate the paradox of being a millennial: hopeful yet jaded, independent yet lost, connected yet lonelier than ever.

Part memoir, part social critique, #MillennialTruths is not a guidebook to success-it's a survival manual for anyone who has ever felt like they were winging it, waiting for life to start, only to realize no one actually has a clue what they're doing.

If you've ever wondered whether adulthood is just a series of elaborate scams, why your degree turned into an expensive wall decoration, or whether we will ever truly escape the algorithmic grip of our screens-this book is for you.