Pan and the Pandemic - Lucas Al

Pan, the Greek god of sorts, is uncorked by Chinese chemists and unleashed upon the world as a viral agent. He sickens everyone. After a series of peregrinations, like the Rank think tank, the monks in Tibet, the Llamas in Peru, the Morman Church in Utah, etc he requests from Zeus to be made human. His wish is granted and he comes back as John Doe, the everyman. Joe blows the scene and is reborn to Jeffrey Epstein II, whose father is known for his pedophilia. It should be noted that Pan was a satyr and disgusted with his inherent bestiality in the first place. From Jeffrey, we go to Joe College, the true everyman, whose name changes to Joseph and begets Jesus, who finally has broken the DNA change of alcoholism and hedonism from the previous reincarnations. The book ends with not a cloud in the sky.