Jokes Old and New - Draper Christine

Lots of fun, clean jokes suitable for teens and adults.

What do you get from a clever oyster?

Pearls of wisdom.

Why did the drowning Pharaoh refuse to ask for help?

He was in de Nile.

I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was,in his uniform.

Right away I knew he was a keeper.

Don't have an argument with Pi.

He's irrational.

What is a physicist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

This version of the book is written in UK / Australian English.