Burning Through the West Coast - Paul DiSclafani

'p''strong'Take a trip back in time (before political correctness ruined everything) with three guys from New York on a West Coast adventure in the summer of 1978.'/strong''/p''p'Join author Paul (Disco) DiSclafani, his cousin Sal (The Catman) and their friend Bruce (Mr. B) as he transports you back to those carefree days in the late '70's, recalling a zany but true trip as they burned their way through Southern California and Arizona.'/p''ul''li'Stand next to them on the line as they use their New York attitudes to resolve car rental SNAFU's, lost luggage, and useless hotel room vouchers.'/li''li'Be part of 'i'The Tonight Show'/i' audience as Johnny burns them on National TV.'/li''li'Spend a couple of foggy days in Arizona for a visit with their crazy friends, Felix and Kozshekka, as a flood of biblical proportions strands them across the street from the airport.'/li''li'Travel down Arizona's Salt River with our inebriated heroes as they hold on for dear life when their lazy float turns into a white-water disaster.'/li''li'Experience the miracle of finding a bag of weed when they arrive in LA'/li''li'Participate along with them in the "Pause that refreshes" every time they hear a Bruce Springsteen song'/li''/ul''p''i''strong'Burning Through the West Coast'/strong''/i' is a lighthearted romp, with original photographs from the trip and chapter illustrations by John Colquhoun, which will make you smile every time you turn the page. 6,000 Miles, 576 Beers, 4 states, 3 Guys from the East Coast, and a bag of weed.'/p''p'What could possibly go wrong?'/p''p''br''nbsp;'/p''p''strong'What people who have never read the book are saying:'/strong''/p''ul''li'"Great, another book trying to imitate 'i'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'/i'..." - Hunter S. Thompson'/li''li'"To be honest, I don't remember these guys at all..." - Johnny Carson'/li''li'"They stole ice from me, those bastards!"'nbsp; - Burt "Slim" Perkins, owner of the Vagabond Motel'/li''li'"I never did get a Christmas Card from those guys."'nbsp; - Joanne Kowalski, Travel Agent'/li''/ul''p''br''nbsp;'/p''p''strong'What people who know Paul DiSclafani are saying:'/strong''/p''ul''li'"My son and my nephew would never do any of those things!'nbsp; I bet it was that Bruce who tricked them into doing all those bad things. I knew he was a bad seed from the first day I met him." - Carmela DiSclafani, Paul's mother'/li''li'"My son? Your son was no angel, you know..." - Muriel Oeher, Bruce's mother'/li''li'"I've been wondering what happened to that steak for 42 years." - Paul's Aunt Jean (Sal's mother)'/li''li'"This book has been a real lifesaver. Without sports to watch during this COVID-19 pandemic, the writing of this book has kept my husband occupied and out of my hair. Best. Babysitter. Ever." - Barbara DiSclafani, Paul's wife'/li''li'"Two hundred pages and he mentions me in only two sentences..." - Tony DiSclafani, Paul's brother'/li''/ul'