Christmas Exploding - Jack Springler

Christmas Exploding is the most chaotic, surreal, and utterly hilarious holiday story youll ever read. In. world where Christmas trees explode, reindeer princes fall in love, and the true meaning of Christmas turns out to be an orgasm, this book takes you on a wild ride through the most absurd holiday adventure imaginable. Follow the single mother made of gingerbread, a business man turned snowman, and the tangled two-headed reindeer princes as they navigate the twisted void of Christmas, discovering that love, joy, and holiday cheer come in the most unexpected forms. With scenes so bizarre. only happen in a. universe, this story pushes the boundaries of festive storytelling, delivering a satire that will leave you laughing, cringing, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the holidays. Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from burps. this outrageous and unforgettable tale of holiday spirit gone wildto baby reindeer births, insnow globethey coulda