Guardian Angel - Wagner M M

Disclaimer:

The genre of this novel is classified under fiction, meaning it is completely made-up. Narrated through the voice of a slightly befuddled and misguided angel, it has no basis in real-world phenomena. The author has permitted the whims of her imagination to take a reckless journey through a series of mishaps and miscommunications that have nothing to do with reality-based events. For example, the bank heist, search for a local missing teenager, and trips to astral planes where souls meet and discuss their next life are entirely made up.

The characters depicted in this book-Daphne the nervous housewife, Dominick the perky ex-prostitute and Claire, the heiress to a family fortune-are purely fictional. An easy-peasy, three-step program to becoming a guardian angel has never been proven, has no basis in reality, and bazillions of people do not believe in angels all together, so do not bother fact-checking.

Warning: Do not use the information contained in this novel as gospel, as the steps to becoming a guardian angel might be more complicated than depicted. Even as a professional, following the information in this novel as a guide is likely dangerous.