Swine Flew - Douglas Max

'This trash is real rubbish. It and the creature that wrote it should be burned.'

Mayor Gwen Mackie, Duck River.

'An excellent read. The only factual inaccuracy is that I am not Snow White and know no dwarves.'

Dr. Marnia Peters, Ph.D.

'The Golden Egg Casino and Resort offers the all-inclusive holiday of a lifetime in the superb Canadian North. Enter for a free all expenses paid dream by buying this book.'

Management G.E.C. Resorts Inc. 

'Politically incorrect. Fake news.  When I become Justice Minister the writer and this book will be burned. Capital punishment and censorship will reduce the pressure on our prison system.'

Rod Poleman, M.P. (Justice Critic)

Other books in this series:  

Gwen Rides Again.

Major Dick Does Dallas.

Lots Of Heavenly Hogs And Kisses.