Todd the King of Mars - Todd Joseph Hill

Follow me, Todd the Divine, King of Mars, 259th of that Most Glorious of Names, as I lead you on this wonderful and delicious tour of my own awesome planet. From the depths of the Valles Marineris, across the vast seas of the Borealis Basin to the ultimate Peak of Olympus Mons, I will show you our diverse culinary culture. Told from the point of view of the most wonderful, awesome and benevolent leader of all time . . . me!! Let's go!!