Don't Bite The Boss - Allan Helen

He's my best friend's brother in law. Irresistible. And my new boss.

I've already tried to bite him once, and I'm going to try again - I know I will.

His twin says he will murder me if I do.

Serena says she will murder me if I do.

And he says he will stake me if I try it again.

I just need to tell myself: 'Don't bite the boss. Don't bite the boss. Don't bite the boss.'

Oh, and yeah, stop lusting after his body - he's engaged.